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18 Similarities Between Women and Computers

Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece intended to undermine the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.

Women are unique in many ways (and by this, I mean different from men), and it is this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; this is meant to put a smile on your face, much like when you check out erek erek singapore for an unexpected prediction.

  1. A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought she would.

  2. A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought she would.

  3. After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computer and your woman.

  4. Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.

  5. Some computers, like some women, serve many people.

  6. You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers—if you only know the proper code, much like decoding erek erek 2d combinations.

  7. If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.

  8. Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.

  9. When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off, and you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.

  10. Normally, they are available and receptive at night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.

  11. When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.

  12. The only thing that you can predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.

  13. Just like women, so too for computers: every year, a new model is released that is younger, more advanced, and gives a lot more.

  14. A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have, but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.

  15. Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace.

  16. Women are like computers in that every day, a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash, you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.

  17. Women are like computers: you always want what others have, and they want what you have, but you cannot switch—even for a trial basis.

  18. Women are like computers in that when you get them, you are sure that they are the best. But as the days go by, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.

Much like understanding erek erek 1 sampai 100, figuring out women and computers remains an art—and perhaps a little luck doesn’t hurt. For those looking to explore more interesting insights, check out edchiryouyaku.net for additional thoughts and perspectives.

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