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You have got to love soap operas. From the intricate plots and finely woven webs of deceit, to the depths of schemes, they were, are and always will be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them back in 1970 when filling white space for our high school paper. Watch a few soap operas for the next few days and see for yourself how closely they resemble the soap operas of 36 years ago.. And now for that thought provoking question that plagues men’s souls unceasingly through the bright shining of the day and through the untold dark depths of the night: Why did Peter, who in reality is actually Superman, fake that he stubbed his toe on the 17th stone on the sidewalk starting at 4th and Grand instead of the 16th stone, which was bigger and more logically the victim of that invulnerable toe and why did Marlys take Sam’s advice to buy the yellow  zerkalo-1xbet.com   tulip instead of the red and green carnation, while all the time Rodregus knew that the curvac...

The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight than he can with what the manufacturer refers to as its "on demand"  DutchAuctionMasters.com   version. The company maintains that side effects of the new dosage are mild and consist primarily of an inexplicable bulge in the pantaloons. Dr. Ira D. Sharlip, professor of urology at the Univesity of California, San Francisco, stated, "For patients who are more sexually active, which generally means younger patients, whose sexual activity is more spontaneous, it will be an attractive slot online alternative, provided the cost is not prohibitive." Until now, men had to take Cialis and other impotence drugs thirty minutes or more before they flung themselves into the arms of their lovers. Now they will be ready at the drop of a belt. Some analysts doubt that millions of men ...

I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact, it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns and articles . Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis by generously providing: 1. Don't Drive Your Car This is, of course, the most obvious solution. If you never take the old Plymouth out of the driveway , then it won't matter that, at current gas prices, it takes $125 to fill up the 30-gallon tank or that you only get 2.51 miles to the gallon . If you never drive , you could care less. Of course, I know what you're going to say. "But Tim, I have places I need to go—like work! And the kids have school and soccer practice! And then there’s grocery shopping, yoga lessons, and dinner at the Richardsons!" Ok, I get the point. Not everyone can sit around the house writing not-so-funny articles and checking the...

Not to knock PlayStation 2 or Xbox 360 , but I have a decent PC . The consoles are okay for the kids , but I am happy with a keyboard and mouse . I play online games to relax between work sessions on the computer. I don’t want to get up from the machine to play. Thankfully, there are games on demand made for my PC. And if you’re into slot pulsa xl and other seamless gaming experiences, you’ll appreciate how instant access is changing the way we play. Here are some of the reasons PC games on demand are revolutionizing video and audio-intensive gaming : 1. Instant Gratification I can demo the latest games to see what appeals to me. When I find a winner, I can purchase on the spot and download the entire game instantly . No waits. No trips to the mall to find the game I want—if they have it in stock. 2. Hassle-Free Installation Some PC games can be a pain to install from a CD or DVD . Why bother? I downloaded a fast, free player from Triton ( http://www.playtriton.com ),...

Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece intended to undermine the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh. Women are unique in many ways (and by this, I mean different from men), and it is this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; this is meant to put a smile on your face, much like when you check out erek erek singapore for an unexpected prediction. A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought she would. A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought she would. After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computer and your woman. Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough. Some computers, like some women, serve many people. ...

Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00. Being the cynics that you are, I know you're probably asking: "Why should I send you $1.00? I barely even know you. If I hadn't somehow stumbled onto this article, I wouldn't even have known that you exist. I still don't know how I came across this ridiculous article—I was trying to find nagahoki88 slot tips." Since I know that humanoids are by nature untrusting, and I know that you can spare the dollar, I will now generously provide 8 reasons why you should immediately Paypal me a buck. I don't think I'll need more than 5 reasons, but I like to give people their money's worth. Plus, I have a word count to think about. So without further ado: (1) It’s better than spending it on something useless—like bills...