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I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact, it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns and articles . Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis by generously providing: 1. Don't Drive Your Car This is, of course, the most obvious solution. If you never take the old Plymouth out of the driveway , then it won't matter that, at current gas prices, it takes $125 to fill up the 30-gallon tank or that you only get 2.51 miles to the gallon . If you never drive , you could care less. Of course, I know what you're going to say. "But Tim, I have places I need to go—like work! And the kids have school and soccer practice! And then there’s grocery shopping, yoga lessons, and dinner at the Richardsons!" Ok, I get the point. Not everyone can sit around the house writing not-so-funny articles and checking the...

Not to knock PlayStation 2 or Xbox 360 , but I have a decent PC . The consoles are okay for the kids , but I am happy with a keyboard and mouse . I play online games to relax between work sessions on the computer. I don’t want to get up from the machine to play. Thankfully, there are games on demand made for my PC. And if you’re into slot pulsa xl and other seamless gaming experiences, you’ll appreciate how instant access is changing the way we play. Here are some of the reasons PC games on demand are revolutionizing video and audio-intensive gaming : 1. Instant Gratification I can demo the latest games to see what appeals to me. When I find a winner, I can purchase on the spot and download the entire game instantly . No waits. No trips to the mall to find the game I want—if they have it in stock. 2. Hassle-Free Installation Some PC games can be a pain to install from a CD or DVD . Why bother? I downloaded a fast, free player from Triton ( http://www.playtriton.com ),...

Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece intended to undermine the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh. Women are unique in many ways (and by this, I mean different from men), and it is this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; this is meant to put a smile on your face, much like when you check out erek erek singapore for an unexpected prediction. A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought she would. A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought she would. After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computer and your woman. Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough. Some computers, like some women, serve many people. ...

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Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get—dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however, am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working, STOP WORKING —I'll even give you 5 reasons why you should. 1. More free time to focus on what truly matters—like online slots. If you stop working, you'll have more time to devote to reading my articles, columns, and lists. This will enable me to become a household name down at the Unemployment and Welfare offices. And while you’re at it, you might as well sign up for ceriabet login and enjoy some exciting ceriabet slot games. Quitting your job is all about freedom, and what better way to celebrate than by spinning some reels? 2. The high of quitting is unmatched. For about 10 minutes, you'll be on cloud nine , on top of the world, living the ...

Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, or at least the ones we've got at this point in our nascent human development, have made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that they would historically wretch at as downright repellent. It’s none other than the law of Hammurabi, or tit for tat, writ in TNT. So we arrive at the big question. What hath terrorism wrought? And, in a world increasingly driven by reactionary responses, are we merely playing into the hands of chaos, much like a player navigating the unpredictable spins of tangandewa ? Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most advanced civilizations, which pride themselves on progress and morality, slowly adapting to an age-old principle: an eye for an eye. It’s the law of Hammurabi reborn—not in clay tablets, but in fire and fury. So we ask again: what hath terrorism wrought? These merciless scoundrels have forced us to reshape our own sense of right and wrong into a brutal counterpoint to the...